Oxymorons

Some of my favorite words to ponder, google, and say are "oxymorons." Two words strung together which mean something but are total opposites. Here is a list of my top ten (Random Order hehehe):

- Jumbo Shrimp
- Black Light
- Freezer Burn
- Pretty Ugly
- Random Order
- Recent History
- Healthy Tan
- Head Butt
- Virtual Reality
- Civil War

Honorable mentions are: (Pure Evil, Graduate Student, Adult Children, Hells Angels, Relative Truth, Small Crowd, Good Grief, Terribly Pleased, Dodge Ram).