* Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
* Cross Country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
* I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
* "Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes."
* It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
* Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
* What's another word for Thesaurus?
* If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
* If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
* I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
* I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
* For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
* I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!
* I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
1 comment:
French toast during the Renaissance...that's great.
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